Cactus Demotivational Poster
SPINY - rough, unwelcoming and hostile. Matches my personality perfectly. Sorted. I'm coming back as a cactus.
OH, MR. MITTENS! - Call me that stupid name just one more time, I dare you
The Heights -
SNOOZE BUTTON -
CACTUS PROBLEMS - I think this qualifies as a Hazard. XD
FREE HUGS -
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN -
WOULD YOU RATHER - Get slapped across the face with this cactus Or grab and squeeze it with your bare hands?
CACTUS-FLAVORED ICE CREAM - Next-to-the-last favorite flavor, just ahead of 'Skunk butt.'
California drought -